Every Monday, 6:00am

Your whole portfolio,
explained out loud.

slinon connects every account you hold — brokerage, retirement, crypto, the old one you forgot about — and turns this week's numbers, filings and decisions into a twelve-minute episode about what you own. One place for the data and the analysis. You listen on the drive in and you're done researching.

One free episode. Read-only access. No card.

Reads, never touches

Schwab
Fidelity
Interactive Brokers
Vanguard
Robinhood
Coinbase
Wealthfront
401(k) providers

What the twelve minutes contains

Same six segments every week, generated only from positions you actually hold. Nothing about a stock you don't own.

Where you stand

Total value, week's change, and which accounts drove it — stated, not charted.

Your movers

The two or three positions that actually changed your number, and why they moved.

Filings and earnings

Results from companies you hold, translated into what it means for your stake.

Risk drift

Concentration, sector overlap and cash levels sliding away from where you set them.

Process you need to know

Vesting dates, dividend and ex-div dates, tax-loss windows, rebalancing triggers.

Before Friday

The short list of things worth a decision this week — and what happens if you skip them.

Four minutes of setup, then nothing

It arrives in the podcast app you already use. There is no dashboard to remember to open.

1
Link your accounts
Read-only connections to brokerages, retirement plans and exchanges. Four minutes, once.
2
Say how you invest
Horizon, risk appetite, what you don't want to hear about. It shapes every episode.
3
Listen Monday
The episode lands in your podcast app at 6am. Same feed, same time, twelve minutes.

Everything else is about somebody else's money

Market podcasts broadcast to everyone. Trackers show numbers and explain nothing. A chat assistant only answers the question you knew to ask. A robo-advisor decides for you and tells you almost nothing. slinon starts from your holdings and ends in your ears.

	slinon	Financial news podcasts	Portfolio trackers	AI chat assistants	Robo-advisors
About your actual holdings	Always	Market-wide	Numbers only	If you ask right	It just decides
Listen while commuting	Audio-first	Yes	—	—	—
All accounts in one place	Yes	—	Some	—	Only theirs
Explains the reasoning	Every segment	Generic	—	Uneven	Opaque
Flags dates and actions	Weekly	—	Rarely	If prompted	Quarterly note
Effort from you each week	None	Filter it yourself	Check and interpret	Write prompts	None, no insight

Read-only, and we mean it

Accounts link through the same read-only aggregation layer your budgeting app uses. slinon can see positions and transactions. It cannot move money, place an order, or change a setting.

Read-only by architecture — no trading or transfer permissions exist in our integration
Credentials never touch our servers; tokens are bank-grade encrypted at rest
Your holdings are never sold, shared, or used to train third-party models
Delete your data and every generated episode in one click, any time

+Is this financial advice?

No. Episodes explain what happened in your portfolio and what's scheduled. They don't tell you to buy or sell, and we're not licensed to.

+Where does the analysis come from?

Market data, filings and company disclosures, matched against your positions, then written and narrated. Sources are listed in the episode notes.

+What if my accounts don't connect?

You can add holdings manually — ticker and size is enough — and mix manual with linked accounts in one episode.

+Can I change the length or focus?

Yes. Pick five, twelve or twenty-five minutes, and mute topics you don't care about. The structure stays the same.

+Which app does it play in?

A private feed you paste into Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Overcast or anything else. No new app required.